Letra de Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared vs. The Truman Show - Freshy Kanal

(Feat. LittleFlecks, AdamDRB, The Stupendium, George Wilson)

{various chatter}

(Okay, quiet on set everyone! Cue rap battle intro.)

(Okay, got it.)

(Cut to... Truman title card. 3, 2, 1.)

(Truman title card!)

(Brilliant. Cut to Red Guy title card-)

(That's not my name.)

(Uh- Action!)

Who's this guy? The man with the odd face

I would really prefer for you to get lost mate

Oh, it's Carrey as the only character he ever plays

Wow, even my voice has better range

Put me on your boring channel and I'll score some interest

He was born an actor, spoiled brat; adored, and still he left

They pulled the plug because a life that's more secure, he did reject

To be the loser who got cancelled way before the internet

Maybe swap your batteries

It isn't just your set when the lights are out

Wow really, what a tragedy

How you were driven mad with your wife around

Anyway, as a dad I'm glad to see

We're all celebrating father's day right 'bout now

Oh wait, let's check your Dad's ID

"Hey, I think that he might've drowned" (oh)

Good morning! Oh, and in case I don't see ya

Then good-- that'd be greatly ideal

Can your Eldritch horror wait until tomorrow?

Not doing THAT is my favorite idea

Here's to hoping that you get a visit from a singing dental floss

Because those canines look more rabid than my neighbor's dog!

And I'm afraid you're wrong, my Dad is more alive

Than that dummy for a brother and that duck 'for the wiiiife'?

Ripping thru' you like a magazine

No sweet talk, I ain't a fax machine

Honey, I had the saddest dream

Where not-so little red riding rug tried on some tacky jeans

With your dark creepy theming you managed to reel in

An audience younger than even Sesame Street's is

So be more discreet when you're speaking about canceled TV, kid

Your first pilot was so egregious that it couldn't be brownlit

Uh? Here's something you can put in that pad

There's not a single creative in that colorful cast

The internet's done with the fad of you lousy fuckin' pastas

They cleared their heads of this browser Cookie Monster

Yo, here is how you too can rap

Here is how you rap; first of all, you rhyme

And you raise the roof, and you stay on beat

And you sub to the Freshy Kanal Patreon

This is how you rap! I did it!

That's not rapping. It is! No, it isn't

See? I tried to rap like this disc insisted

And now there's gifts everywhere and he's ruined Christmas

The roof didn't elevate; it didn't move or budge

Stop trying to raise it and give it up Like Truman's mum

Maybe you would like that musical advice

As the one human in your life who's not used to having lines

Ask that guy in the mirror to come here and help explain to ya

You're not stuck in Trumania, you're stuck in true MANIA!

Now I'm walking out; don't try to hold me hostage

Cause I'm the top dog He's Grolton, you're Hovris

We should probably do something; Truman seems keen to leave...

Eh, he's more likely to get to Clayhill than Fiji, please

Uh, hang on, change frequencies- Seems they shut it off...

Like they did to your show when the Queen deceased!

Not sure if this is the right time or place debating this

I feel like a beast is watching as we're stuck here entertaining him

Nah, just kidding, if only someone were taping this

So you could see the look on the hands they ...puppet your faces with!

Is that the best you can do?

What did I expect from an exec in a suit?

I don't mean the Red Guy, nah, I mean a separate buffoon

I'm directly addressing this message to YOU

(Um... Sir, now what?)

(Ummmm keep it going, keep it going, cut to outro!)

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